when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
No they aren’t, Dan. (x)
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
"What i he doesn’t like me? :((((("
me to my friend before meeting her dog
The face on the goat in the back though…
He like “lick that shit man lick it”
losing everything but weight
Oh god what have I done!?