curtest:

My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

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tupacabra:

stealin ur man w/ these smooth moves

tupacabra:

stealin ur man w/ these smooth moves

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gookgod:

he just got slapped with kimchi i cant handle this 

funny  kdrama  

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

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funny  zico  
visacredit:

ummm…

visacredit:

ummm…

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hobotrashsebastian:

True Alpha Scott McCall

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

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somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

Heechul's Speech in Sungmin's wedding

  • Heechul: He has really soft lips. I would know.
  • Saeun: ...
  • Parents: ...
  • Family: ...
  • Friends: ...
  • Members: yeah. he would know

heroshinki:

back-to-five:

This is JYJ. Guess which one is Jaejoong.

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no idea

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funny  kpop  jaejoong  jyj  
"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

(via assguardingloki)

LIKE A MOTHER HAMSTER ABOUT TO EAT HER THREE-LEGGED YOUNG, OH MY GOD, IS THERE ANYTHING I WANT TO THINK ABOUT LESS WHEN I’M TRYING TO GET SEXY THAN THIS?? BURN EVERY COPY

(via severalghostbats)

funny  words  stuff  

overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

funny  television