• me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan
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stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

funny  

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666
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suho-the-richman:

Someone had to do this😜

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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professorfangirl:

wibblywobblyspookywooky:

pocketangels:

an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar

they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love

plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars

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clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
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lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

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fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

funny