What's your career goal after college?
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  • me: dad can I-
  • dad: ask your mother.
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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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whoobin:

darkprinceleo:

ziahhhco:

darkprinceleo:

I love when Kpop fans really try and act like kpop/korean music is more meaningful than American music yet Wheesung has a song out there simply on his love for Orange Juice

Zico has a song about how he hates chinese food lol

This is also true

Are we not gonna talk about how Mino from winner has a damn song that goes hard talking bout how he hates ants and he spraying cisco on their asses ?

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thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

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seduce-me-with-satoori:

Sancheong showing us how to vacuum correctly
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mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

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im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
- Anonymous
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never doubt the words of xiahism
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emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

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bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

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how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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