how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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kidnap reactions: jungkook vs. suga

kidnap reactions: jungkook vs. suga

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

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fandom-scrawl:

fandom-scrawl:

freshman year:

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senior year:

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college:

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jelleu:

Jiyong I don’t know if Haru’ll think that’s a fair substitute but….

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aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

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dutchster:

gordon ramsay congratulates a contestant

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chicken-is-not-my-style:

there wasn’t even girl zico went on a moonlit car ride with a fucking ostrich we should have expected this from block b

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cellulitisplayerhater:

cats are liquid

cellulitisplayerhater:

cats are liquid

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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